GERMAN PROTESTER CALLS FOR FEMALE POPE
Monday a woman protester marched in her crusade for a female pope. The cardinals gave brief cosideration to this idea but dismissed this thought based on two points: 1. The pope would have to be a chick and b. They'd lose her for five days out of the month for...well, you know.
posted by BigDaddyCB at 12:19 PM
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Can you imagine the kind of helmet hair she'd get from wearing that mitre all day in her Pope duties?
Stick six foam tentacles on her and she could moonlight as a squid in front of a sea food restaurant and take bribes so the people going in don't have to say grace.
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