JACKO'S "MANHOOD" A NO SHOW AT TRIAL

At the Michael Jackson trial Thursday the judge ruled that Jacko would not have to display in public his private (or is that pubic) parts. An indignant Jackson was overheard saying, "I drop trou for no man! For any boy, but no man." Jackson's attorney quickly hushed the King of Pop.

Gas Prices Dip Even Lower

Yup! Gas prices have dropped enough I can eat chili again!!! Somebody get me a Zantac!!!